Funny riddles for dating
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This woman will be made to be a lot like you physically, only much more beautiful.
Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from? Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules!
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint." Q: What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.